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Anonymous asked
Marry me.

Well I would, but I’ve sort of already been there, done that, you know? I really have no desire to do it again any time in the near future. And I know it’s been a while since I’ve done all this, but I’m pretty sure there are other steps that come before marriage as well, yeah?

Not really, but I've studied this stuff rather carefully. SA Nelson Holmes, FBI, at your service.

Blimey, even the FBI have blogs now, do they?

Hang on…Holmes? Christ, don’t tell me there’s a third one of you.

Well technically, dear Mr DI Lestrade, TARDIS do exist. Not sure if there are really any looking like police boxes, but still.

That so? You the expert on alien time-travelling machines, then? 

Anonymous asked
I'm having a bad day. Can I have a hug?

I’m not a therapist for a reason, but I guess it couldn’t hurt. God knows I’ve had my fair share of bad days - occupational hazard, I suppose. Though I really hope the cause of your bad day wasn’t a dead body. Need me to arrest anyone for you while we’re at it? I’m told I’m rather good at that.

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Anonymous asked
Fancy a trip in my TARDIS?

Oh God, yes. If the TARDIS were a real thing, I wouldn’t mind another holiday, it has to be said. But since it’s not, this just comes off as some strange euphemism. Haven’t quite figured out what for, though. It would probably help if I knew who you were.

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Hello Greg! I was just wondering how things were going over on your end. You know.. considering everything. Hope you're well! - Molly

Molly - thanks for your concern, and sorry it’s taken me so long to get around to this. Work’s been mental lately, and then, well, you know, things happened, and everything went a bit mental. Speaking of things, I think we should talk about some of them. In fact, I insist that we do. What do you think?

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OOC: so very sorry!

I’m so sorry I haven’t been on recently! Things have been a bit hectic IRL, but I seem to have had an explosion of followers in my absence, and I want you to know that I appreciate you all, and you’re all super awesome! Thanks for sticking around. :] I should have some time to get to all the questions I haven’t gotten around to yet tomorrow, so that should be a good time~ But please, keep sending them in as well!

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magneat-o asked
What are your opinions on Molly Hooper?

You’re not the first person to ask - I’m not sure why everyone’s so interested in my opinions on Molly Hooper, but I guess I can give this question another go.

From what I know of her, she’s nice, smart, and though perhaps it’s not my place to say, has a bit of unfortunate taste in men. Apart from that one memorable Christmas party we were at together, and maybe a few other things here and there, I don’t really see her much outside of work. A bit unfortunate as well, that, but there you are.

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He became a good man in the end, didn't he?

Yes, I’d say so. Looks like we got lucky, in the end. Too bad Sherlock wasn’t afforded the same luxury. The only thing I can do now is help clear his name a bit, so everyone else knows the truth about Sherlock Holmes as well.

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I’m glad John’s smart enough to realise that my chat-up lines would be far more impressive than that (and, obviously, not directed at him).

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